Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
me in america
A one ton Eagle model from The Hobbit trilogy that was hung on the ceiling in a new zealand airport fell down on a noodle canteen after an earthquake hit.
that sentence was a roller coaster ride from start to finish
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
well shit there goes my entire parenting plan
Bruno Mars at Halftime be like